I'm looking at this as the first day of the new year. Yes I know it's the sixth (technically the seventh), but - hey - it's the first Monday of the new year. Everything from then till now has been a bit of a blur anyway. This is the normal thing to do right? Indulge yourself as much as possible over the weekend and then start off fresh on Monday...
I don't really do New Year's resolutions (accept - make this year awesome) and I'm not doing that here - I have been trying to do all that stuff (lose weight, etc) for a while now and not doing any good at it. So I decided to give myself a test of self control and discipline. It seems cliche - and yeah - I saw it in a movie...but I'm going to try to go completely celibate for a month. Completely - so - nothing... no masturbation, no booty calls (pshh), nada. So...
Day 1
At this point I don't think this is going to be that difficult. Who the hell am I kidding - I think about sex like every two minutes. It's possible that I can get through this by pure thought alone - just thinking about it all the bloody time until I'm bored with it. Who the hell am I kidding - there are some things you just can't get bored with.
Maybe if I give myself some kind of reward if I make it through...
Any suggestions?
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